We watch the CartridgeBros cut up, make random noises, and pound coffee until time for the episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us?
How does anything ever get done before a Polykill episode? Jake and Trav discuss the term perishable, figure out what to talk about for future episodes, sing (maybe?), and laugh. Getting the show started is tough as Trav forgets how to speak. Jake spends a good portion of this time pouring Coke Zero into a Polykill mug as if that's a normal thing people do. It's all dumb.
Trav and Jake accomplish nothing in the moments leading up to Episode 48. The hosts occasionally break into song and Jake accidentally has his computer spout out super loud music that scares Trav. This is all really dumb and it's your fault if you watch it.
Trav and Jake talk about how to address the #justbeatit's for the hashtag segment of the show. They finally get rolling but Trav gets lost after Jake kicks some cables. Then, Jake trolls Trav and breaks his train of thought. The show finally gets off the ground.
Prior to episode 46, Trav and Jake discuss their ignorance of cars, the structure of the show, and Jake almost pukes.
People say life is short and I guess on a cosmic level that’s true but when people say it I briefly panic. I think of all the things I intended to do with my life like visit Europe, write a manifesto, or lose enough weight so that my belly doesn’t jiggle uncontrollably when I brush my teeth. There’s also video games I meant to play and big ones too.
Trav and Jake prepare the equipment for their Skype call with The Flock of Nerds. Trav commits to his speech warmups while Jake pipes 80's music into their ears. A lot of bad singing commences prior to the Flock arriving for the show.
We get the giggles and have a hard time reeling ourselves in before brass tax on Episode 44. Jake is tired, Trav is too caffeinated, and the computer isn't working to Jake's liking. What a BEEP-ing mess.
Hi, I’m Simon Belmont and I just went on a crazy ass adventure. Ya know, back in 1688 I was telling some fellas down at the local inn as I was passing through that someone “oughta take a whip and beat ol Dracula right in the fucking mouth with it” and then we all had a toast and a good laugh. Well, here I am three years later to the day almost to tell you I did just that. It was crazy.
With May the 4th earlier this month, and recent teasers for Episode IX, I've had Star Wars on the mind recently. Okay, who'm I kidding. I pretty much have Star Wars on my mind at all times. I've got something with Star Wars on it in pretty much every room of my house, and my office at work.