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Episode 50: Polykillin' It Live

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Episode 50: Polykillin' It Live

Jake & Trav

The podcast has reached a milestone episode and to celebrate, Jake and Trav streamed the episode live! All the normal segments are here, and a big shakeup in Jake's console lineup gets announced. Trav reveals a smorgasbord of games that left his pile of shame, and listener questions are the topic of discuush! 

Episode 50

SABOTAGE SABOTAGE SABOTAGE

 

  • Greetings

    • Who we are, the games we play

    • Random factoid

  • If you’re new to the show

  • Last week

    • Delayed Collect Call 2.4 with Rick

    • Next off killter - run ins with nature!

  • WE LIVE

Recent pickups & On the Radar

2017 Game Release Schedule

  • Trav

    • Pickups

      • 999, or as they call it in Germany “No No No”

    • Radar (Sep 26-Oct 9)

Title

Date

Platform

Cuphead

9/29

XB1, PC

  • Jake

    • Pickups

      • A SWITCH.

    • Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle

    • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

    • KAMIKO

    • Severed

    • Radar (Sep 26-Oct 9)

Title

Date

Platform

Battlechasers Nightwar

10/3

All of Them

 

Previously on Pawlykeeeeel

Trav completed Nier Automata and Resident Evil 7 while Jake reverted to beating zero games.  Jake did pick up Destiny 2 and is looking forward to playing more Uncharted Lost Legacy.  The end of Half-Life, Bethesda’s secret game, and the weird-ass Atari box round out the Hot Jakes.  Favorite adventure games and ones high on the to-do list serve as the TAWPIG AHHFF DITTSTCUCCHHH.

 

 

Hot Jakes

News topics that Jake has an opinion on

Jake OLLIE’S the following

DOOM and Wolfenstein II on Switch (HELL AWAITS)

 

 

Completed Games or Retired:

  • Trav:   Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance (PS2), QuackShot (Gen), Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention (Gen), New Super Mario Bros (DS), Ratchet & Clank (PS4), Mega Man 4 (NES)

  • Jake:  Destiny 2 (Beaten) 3DS catalog (Retired)

 

 

Jason, @NJRetro, who turned all his friends against him because he makes poorly timed boner jokes, beat Jotun.

 

Taylor, @muragaru553, MightyQDawg, and Duke all finished Mega Man 2, a game about a confused tween who licks pickles erotically for fun.

 

Diego, @alatinolawyer, finished ChronoTrigger, a game about friends who time travel to find if an Axe growing out of their grandpa’s head was genetic or because he smoked pumpkins since his twenties.

 

Ryan, @itsrocketsauce, completed Walking Dead New Frontier, a game where a young girl survives long enough to know that the smell of dungeons really do remind her of home.

 

Cliff, @Cliffhikes, who has always believed that eating (a) crotch  requires both hands and a good appetite, finished Assassin’s Creed Freedom Cry.

 

Josh, @FranticSociety, a guy who has a special instagram account of his dog gnawing on nothing but goblins finished Sonic Mania.

 

Caleb, @CalebJRoss, finished Nier Automata, a game where sexually provokative androids scour a desert looking for their lost weasel

 

Frankie @Vyprstryke and JD @PlayNListen beat Destiny 2.  Frankie and JD of course two guys who met online in a chatroom for people whose greatest fear was waking up naked with lasagna on their face.

POLYKILLERS

Dean @Round_2_Gaming was forgotten about last week so his beats for the last month include Final Fantasy Theatrhythm, Mega Man ZX, Uncharted 4 as well as Yoshi’s New Island and Metroid Samus Returns on 3DS. Samus in that one, of course, returning from a dark stint as a washed up bounty hunter turned drunken TSA agent in Colorado Springs.  Welcome back Samus.

 

Kyle @DOPLIC beat two contrasting titles in DOOOOM and PonyIsland.  PonyIsland of course about the life and times of Pablo Escobar and his cocaine fueled dreams of being a pony.

 

Myles @FlockOfNerds finished Unfinished Swan, Yakuza Kiwami, and Touch My Katamari which we would totally do but when we try Myles tells us he still needs to wash it.

 

Musty @MustyHobbit finished Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers 2 and Ori and the Blind Forest, a game where nature gets wasted on mouthwash and tries to mercilessly kill you.

 

Jeffrey @SelfDestructow finished Walking Dead Season 2, Far Cry 4, and Drive Drive Drive… the latter about a getaway driver who tries to escape a children’s hospital with a cooler full of organs.

 

Scott @VGCollectaholic, who once sunburned his johnson so bad he still gets turned on at the mere thought of aloe, finished Nier Automata and Destiny 2.

Added to Backlog:

  • Trav: Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance 2(XB), Mega Man X (SNES)

  • Jake: Mario+Rabbids, KAMIKO, Severed

 


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The Long Play:

Games that we are spending the most time with in our backlog.

  • Trav:  nothin’ right now OMG

  • Jake: I DON’T KNOW

Sidequests:

Games you don’t tell your long play about.

  • Trav: Balldickser’s Gate Dank Alliance 2 (XB), Mega Man XXX (SNES), Orcas Must Die 2 (PC)

  • Jake: Destiny 2 (Strikes, free roam, maybe a raid one day), MK8=========D.

 

Discush

@Flockofnerds

Have you two ever been in a fight with each other? Creative differences ever get heated? Share your drama skeletons please.

 

@alatinolaywer

What’s the toughest game Rusty’s ever beaten?

What's the worse Atari Jagyar game @travplaysgames owns and how bad is it rated in flatulence stench?

 

@MrsQDawg

How long is the torture, I mean training, for a Polykill internship?

 

@MightyQDawg

Halo series has medals for various levels of killstreak.  When will polykill implement such a rewards system?

 

@DOPLIC

What’s one game on both your backlogs that feels like the bane of your existence?  

Your greatest gaming accomplishments?

What is one dream game idea you wish would be made but probably never will?

 

@Vyprstryke

Gun to head - absolute favorite console/library.

Move/TV Show/Book that you think could be successfully adapted to a game? What genre and who would dev it?

 


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