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Rusty Reviews Double Dare (NES)

Rusty remembers when ol Marc Summers used to host this show on Nickelodeon. Unfortunately, the game, while true to the show's format, sucks a fat log according to our redneck guru.

 

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Rusty Reviews Blades of Steel

He ain't much of a hockey fan but he sure does love this hockey game. You can punch dudes, skate around, and play tournaments. So much fun!

 

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Rusty Reviews Guerrilla War (NES)

Rusty shares the first game he ever did beat. Guerrilla War is all about shootin' dudes and riding in tanks. If you like a lot of boom booms, a forgiving continue system, and Che then this game is for you.

 

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Rusty Reviews Urban Champion (NES)

There's nothing Rusty loves more than a good fight, whether he's watching one from a distance or in the middle of it himself. That's why Urban Champion really gets him excited. You gotta punch dudes into a manhole on the street, it's so urban, it's so champion. Check it out!

 

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Rusty Returns: Rusty Reviews Beetlejuice

Rusty is back and he finds a game he doesn't particularly like... Beetlejuice for NES. It was programmed by Rare but still has that LJN sticker on it which explains a lot. Did the people who made it ever even see the stinking movie? Rusty doubts it.

 

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Polyblog: Revealing Secrets of the Empire

This Christmas, I finally got a chance to experience The Void's "hyper reality" attraction at Disney Springs in Orlando. Hyper reality is their term for how they match your physical surroundings to your virtual environment, allowing you to touch virtual objects like walls and benches. I had been dying to try this since I first heard of The Void, and the fact that they opened up shop at Disney a couple weeks before Christmas was perfect since my family was going there for the holidays. You might say it was... destiny (Snoke face). Read on to learn all about it!

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The Brizzy Awards

2017 was a year of great games, and although I couldn't play them all, I still wanted to take a look back at what I felt were the best games of the year. So this is the first annual Brizzy Awards; where I give sweet virtual Brizzies to games based on categories I make up to highlight things I liked. There's absolutely no voting, or Twitch participation. It's all about me, Briz, hence the name. If that sounds alright with you, read on!

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PreMeditated: Before Episode 49

How does anything ever get done before a Polykill episode? Jake and Trav discuss the term perishable, figure out what to talk about for future episodes, sing (maybe?), and laugh. Getting the show started is tough as Trav forgets how to speak. Jake spends a good portion of this time pouring Coke Zero into a Polykill mug as if that's a normal thing people do. It's all dumb.

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